Weeds...

No, not those kind of weeds... as in "growing like a".  In case you didn't hear the rumble of the earth on Saturday, the heavens aligned, etc...  M is now taller than his momma.  He is the happiest boy on earth and I'm still in shock.  No, really, I know, I should have seen it coming and he kept measuring and hoping and praying and I kept telling myself no... not now, it'll be a while yet, he's only 11....  Instead dreams did come true.  Here's part of the reason:

That's pretty close to actual - about 3/4 of an inch between January 12 and March 2...

So, my question is, does anyone know how to reverse the effects of Miracle Gro?  It seems I've put too much in his Wheaties and I need to make it stop.  Please.